Justin Theroux may be rich and famous and talented and he may even have a huge penis.
But he’s also human.
He’s very much capable of experiencing a feeling of jealousy, especially when he thinks his wife is not over someone else who is rich and famous and talented.
(And who may also have a huge penis. It has not been confirmed.)
This is all a preamble to say that new evidence has emerged which cites Brad Pitt as a basis for Theroux’s marriage to Jennifer Aniston falling apart.
We know, right? How totally and completely shocking!
No one who has followed the world of celebrity gossip closely over the past decade or so could have seen this coming!
According to Us Weekly, The Leftovers actor discovered two years ago that his wife had saved messages from her ex-husband, causing him to wonder why and prompting issues of insecurity that never really went away.
“He stumbled upon old Post-it notes Brad had written,” a source tells the tabloid. “Sweet little Post-its like, ‘You looked nice tonight’ or ‘Miss you already.'”
The insider continues:
“Jen assured him they weren’t a big deal, but Justin wasn’t thrilled … Justin had moments of insecurity like that.”
Heck, he may have had moments of insecurity just be reading the Internet, considering every other week some rumor went viral about how Jen and Brad were still in touch.
This rumors only gained momentum, too, after Pitt split from Angelina Jolie in September of 2016.
As previously reported, Aniston and Theroux announced their separation on Thursday, February 15.
They said in a joint statement at the time:
“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation.
‘This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year.
“We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship.”
Clearly aware that chatter such as this would quickly spread around the Web, they even added:
Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly.
Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative.
Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.
Naturally, of course, word has already gotten out that Aniston allegedly reached out to Pitt not long after her break-up went public.
Aniston and Pitt were considered America’s Couple when they married from 2000 through 2005.
They went their separate ways after Pitt fell for Jolie, although it’s never been clear whether the latter two engaged in a physical affair or merely an emotional affair prior to their official romance.
Either way, it was the biggest scandal EVER back when it went down.
Aniston went on to marry Theroux and Pitt went on to marry Jolie, with whom he shared six children.
All these years later, both those relationships have failed and here we are, actually wondering whether Aniston will get back together with Pitt.
If this happens, just prepare to experience some sparks and maybe an explosion at home.
Because the Internet WILL blow up.