It’s almost time for the new season of Marriage Boot Camp — are you excited?!
You should be, because this season is a very special Reality Stars Family Edition, which means that we’ll get to see four reality stars try to repair their relationships with their family.
We’ll see Kendra Wilkinson and her mother, which should be extremely messy, and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino with his two brothers, which should be Jersey Shore-style trashy.
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson will be there with his mother, and from what we’ve seen, it just looks like that will be terribly sad.
The group will be rounded out with none other than Farrah Abraham and her parents, Debra and Michael.
And that’s where the magic lies.
The show was kind enough to release an extended look at what goes down this season, and it’s … well, it’s disturbing and uncomfortable and really all the things we knew it would be.
In Farrah’s introduction video, she explains that “I’m here because I’m done with f-cking crazy ass drama in my life.”
OK, honey. Sure.
“I’ve seen my mom do very hurtful things,” she says, “and I’ve gone to the point where I was like, ‘then f-cking die already.'”
If she ever said “f-cking die already” to her mother, is there really any point in trying to salvage the relationship?
Farrah also says that if she has to choose one word to describe her father, it would be “pansy,” so maybe they should all just pack up and save themselves some time.
Oh, and she ALSO says that she has no family support and no family to help her, which is funny, considering we’ve seen her parents step up time and time again when she decided to chase fame instead of raising her daughter.
Another fun fact: at one point this season, we get to see Chad Johnson’s mother fight Farrah’s father.
See all this madness and so, so much more in the clip below: