When we first learned that Farrah Abraham would appear on Marriage Boot Camp, our initial reaction could be summed up with the letters “W,” “T,” and “F.”
After all, Farrah’s not married, and she’s currently not even in a relationship (though the fact that she was single didn’t stop her from appearing on VH1’s Couple’s Therapy).
Then we found out that this was the “family edition” of the show, and we went from confused to way too excited.
You see, Farrah’s family is almost as messed up as Farrah herself.
For starters, her parents spend an inordinate amount of time together despite being divorced.
On top of that, Farrah’s mother, Debra Danielsen wants to be a rapper, while her father, Michael Abraham, is basically a human doormat.
Michael and Debra can’t quite rise to Farrah’s level of insanity, but they make a noble effort, and we commend them for it.
Of course, in order to get a feel for just how emotionally unstable a person is, you have to get them out of their comfort zone and put them in the presence of someone who will call them on their bullsh-t.
Enter Kendra Wilkinson.
Kendra has plenty of messed-up marriage experience, but she’s appearing on Marriage Boot Camp in order to sort out her issues with her mother – and to lock horns with Farrah.
In a recent interview, Kendra opened up about her time on set with the Abrahams, and she’s not shy about admitting that she wanted absolutely nothing to do with them.
(Which is, of course, the perfect reaction to being forced to spend time with Farrah and her family.)
“I respect everybody and their situation and their problems. But, I don’t know, I didn’t really – their whole little thing, I wanted to not be in the same room with them,” Kendra told People magazine.
The shade-throwing continued when Kendra basically pulled a Mariah, claiming she didn’t know anything about Farrah before they shot Marriage Boot Camp together:
“I don’t watch her or anything so I wanted to start from scratch when it came to meeting other celebrities from the house,” she explained.
“I don’t like coming from judgment, I like to just know people – starting from scratch, not who they are, what they do on TV.”
Kendra proceeded to drop the mic by basically saying the Abrahams faked their drama for the cameras:
“I didn’t trust it,” Wilkinson said. “I like real and raw. They were cool, I just kind of stayed away.”
That’s some grade-A trash talk.
We think Farrah may have finally met her match.
Watch Marriage Boot Camp online to see two of reality TV’s angriest women butt heads.