It’s only been a month since we learned that Joy-Anna Duggar is engaged to Austin Forsyth, but relationships move fast in Duggar Land.
Like, extremely fast.
Like, hand-holding to picking out baby names in a matter of weeks fast.
It’s strange, but we guess it’s to be expected of kids who are forbidden to engage in just about any type of physical contact before their wedding night.
And the word “kid” definitely applies to Joy-Anna, who just turned 19 in October.
But apparently Joy-Anna’s age belies a stern practicality, as reflected in her no-frills wedding registry.
The wish list – posted to TheKnot.com and obtained by Radar Online – features such items as a $55 wet-dry vacuum, a belt sander, a jigsaw, a toolkit, and a table saw.
Either these two are planning some major DIY projects, or they’re hoping to get into some seriously weird stuff in the bedroom.
But it won’t be all woodwoking and cleaning up after yourself in the Forsyth household.
No, these two are planning to hit the town. Hard.
And when we say “hard,” we mean they’re gonna enjoy themselves some free cheddar bay biscuits.
Yes, Joy-Anna and Austin also requested gift cards to Panera, Cracker Barrel, Olive Garden and Red Lobster.
The Cracker Barrel choice says “traditional Arkansan couple,” but Panera screams “look out, y’all! Couple of wild Millennials here! One of us might just mess around and develop a gluten intolerance or vote for a very conservative Democrat!”
But in case you were concerned that these two are getting a little big for their britches, fear not:
The registry also includes requests for linens, towels, and tableware, all in plain shades of gray.
You really can’t overstate how sheltered the Duggar kids are, so the phrase “shades of gray” probably doesn’t conjure the same image for Joy-Anna that it does for you.
At 19, Joy-Anna is the youngest Duggar girl of her generation to be married off, and some fans have expressed concern over how quickly all of this seems to be happening.
Joy-Anna and Austin only courted for four months before he proposed and she accepted.
That’s fast even by Duggar standards, and naturally, it’s led to rumors that Joy-Anna and Austin violated courtship rules and are now rushing to the altar in a shotgun-type situation.
We may never know for sure, but we’ll be on the lookout for paparazzi photos of a young pregnant woman making her way into Red Lobster with a handful of gift cards.