As previously documented, there was many weird facts about Kim Kardashian out there.

But did you know there are even more bizarre, shocking and generally bat $hit crazy facts out there about Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries?

It’s true!

And we’re not even referring to how Kim has said she knew it was over from the start.

You simply won’t believe some of the tidbits we’ve uncovered below…

1. Kris Humphies Proposed…

… and then he and Kim got married a mere 90 days later. Insiders say Kardashian wanted to exchange vows as soon as possible so that she would look young and thin at the time of her wedding.

2. Prior to Getting Hitched…

… Kim and Kris spent a total (yes, a total!) of one full week together, in terms of physical proximity.

3. Doubts Abounded

The evening before the wedding, Kris Jenner asked her daughter: “Do you want out? You’re not yourself.”

4. An Overestimate

During the ceremony, Khloe was heard whispering to another guest: “I give it six fucking months.” (Editor’s note: HA!)

5. Wait… REALLY?!?

Future husband Kanye Was allegedly purchased his first-ever cellphone so he could send Kim pictures of former basketball stars who had aged terribly, telling her at the time: “This is your future.”

6. An Ominous Sign

During their wedding rehearsal, Kris supposedly told Kim he couldn’t wait to “scream” at her when he got the chance, to which Kim replied: “Go for it, I’ll fucking slice you.”

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Source: celebweddings