How does Kim Kardashian feel about Donald Trump?
Has Kim Kardashian spoken to Taylor Swift since last summer?
Will Kris Jenner speak to Caitlyn Jenner ever again?
The world’s most polarizing reality star was a guest on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live on Sunday night, answering these questions and many, many, many more while sitting across from Andy Cohen.
Like Kim riding Ray J’s penis in the famous Kim Kardashian sex tape, sit back and get comfortable, readers.
Because Kim covered A LOT of topics in this interview…
Was she relieved when Kylie Jenner broke up with Tyga?
“I feel like [there was] a lot of drama, and it doesn’t mean he’s a bad person at all. And what was great was that it was so easy, that split. There has not been any drama with her since.”
What is the percentage Kim would give of Kris ever talking to Caitlyn again?
“Zero. No, one. No, I would say two percent. And those are Kendall and Kylie. That’s their percentage. All fair, I think.”
What did she think of Kanye West meeting with Trump last year?
“We have different opinions, and I think, you know, Kanye’s opinions, I don’t want to speak on what his opinions are, but they’re evolving and you know, I encourage everyone to go and speak with a leader if they feel like they can make a change.”
Kim said that she supported Hillary Clinton in the election, West was just trying to help the country in any way he could.
Has she spoken to Taylor Swift since exposing the singer as a liar last summer?
No. Just… no. Kim shook her head when asked this question.
(She also denied that Kendall Jenner was ever part of Swift’s Squad and said nothing about the situation is awkward.)
Why the heck did she marry Kris Humphries?!?
“I just thought, ‘Holy s–t. I’m 30 years old. I better get this together. I better get married.’
“I think a lot of girls do go through that, where they freak out thinking they’re getting old and have to figure it out. All their friends are having kids. It was more of that situation.”
Where does Kim stand on the Kendall Pepsi commercial?
She didn’t really say, but she did note the following as far as her sister’s take on the scandal:
“She totally understood at the end of the day, and she felt really awful for it. She just wants to move on from it.”
What has been her least favorite Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoff?
Kourtney and Kim Take New York because it took place during the collapse of her marriage to Humphries.
Will she have a third child?
“I do not think that is looking good for me, but I am not giving up.”
Will she actually use Kris or Khloe as a surrogate?!?
“You kind of see the whole thing on this next season of our show… of me begging Khloe to help out, but I do not want to do that to her… My mom offered, Kourtney offered.”
Will one of Kim’s family members actually carry a third child for her and Kanye?!?
At this point, such a wild storyline may be the only thing that saves Keeping Up with the Kardashians from cancelation.