Kylie Jenner is intent on proving that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star recently took to her official website in order to brag about her inner Martha Stewart.
The 19-year old talked at length about the breakfast she whips up every morning for herself and Tyga, prior to posting a trio of new photos on Instagram.
And each of these images put Kylie’s body on full (that is, barely clothed) display.
“I’m sure you guys can tell from my Snaps, but I’m pretty damn domestic,” Kylie wrote on her website, apparently without a trace of irony.
“I seriously love being home and cooking for my friends and family, especially breakfast.”
We know she really does love being at home.
This point is driven home with every bathroom selfie and every selfie of Jenner by a pool, rocking a skimpy bikini designed for ogling.
Kylie continued in her insightful post:
“I make the same meal every morning because it’s amazing and it’s T’s favorite. He always asks for it! It’s so easy, anyone can do it!!!”
We know you’re dying for more:
What is in this meal, Kylie?!?
“MY 3 MAIN INGREDIENTS” are, despite the starlet’s obscene wealth, pretty basic and the kind of thing that you can easily replicate home.
Celebrities, they are just like us!
“Jennie-O turkey breakfast sausage patties, Eggs, Pre-cooked rice,” she explained, actually not shilling for any particular product for a change.
What does Jenner do with those items?
“I cook the eggs and rice together in a pan (sometimes I add cheese too),” she adds, before getting into the nitty gritty.
Then, “in a separate skillet I fry up the sausage with a little olive oil for about 13-15 minutes until it’s well-done … and voila!
“Seriously, that’s it. If you want a little extra flavor, sprinkle some garlic powder on your sausage. Enjoy!!!”
Many young men out there are probably enjoying these racy Kylie Jenner photos at the moment, that much we know for sure.
Jenner has kept mostly quiet over the first few weeks of 2017, which is noteworthy, given how rare it is that one can say this.
We haven’t read many breakup rumors regarding her or Tyga; or any marriage rumors surrounding the hot couple, either.
Perhaps the reality star and her rapper beau are finally just content and happy and not trying to make any new headlines.
It’s also possible that Kylie is busy, having teased some kind of mysterious new project via a previous round of seductive snapshots.
That’s all we know at the moment.
The teenager posted a series of photos online last week and wrote the words “secret project” along with them. Nothing more.
One of those images appears above.
Might this plug by the 19-year-old be a reference to a new… calendar shoot? Magazine spread? Television show? Music video?
It’s not exactly unusual for Kylie to show off various private near-parts of her body online, but she rarely promotes any sort of professional endeavor while doing so.
We’re intrigued, to say the very last.
We’re also psyched to channel our inner Kylie and plug something of our own. We present a real treat for our male readers:
Oh yes! The raciest Kylie Jenner pictures of all-time!
Lord knows we had a lot to choose from, but we’ve weeded out the also-rans and settled on the best of the best of the best.
Only for you. You can thank us later.