Lifetime is basically known for two things:
- Very cheesy movies.
- Reality shows.
Perhaps someday we’ll take a few months to rundown the best and worst Lifetime movies in history (some of which don’t even star Tori Spelling!), but now is the time for us to countdown the top Lifetime reality shows.
It’s difficult to judge, but we’re going from WORST to BEST below…
13. Dance Moms
Abby Lee Miller is our lest favorite personality on all of reality television. This ranking may change now that she’s off the series, but she’s done enough to slot it at the back of the pack for awhile.
12. True Tori
Spelling and her family moved to Oxygen in 2015, but the scars she left from her earlier run on Lifetime as the subject of this ridiculously scripted nonsense will never go away.
11. Kim of Queens
There’s nothing entertaining about child beauty pageant. Or star Kim Gravel. We have no interest in seeing her coach children to children in this weird and gross arena.
10. Married at First Sight
A pretty big EFF YOU to the concept of holy matrimony. Based on a hit Danish series, this show featured six people who agree to participate in an extreme experiment: Each covenants legal marriage with a complete stranger.
9. The Rap Game
With mentors such as Bow Wow, Rick Ross, Fabolous and Jeezy, The Rap Game pits aspiring artists against each other in a series of fun battles. We like it.
8. Bring It!
This is everything Dance Moms could be if Abby Lee Miller didn’t suck so much. It takes us inside the intense, entertaining and competitive world of The Dancing Dolls.