In what would have been a huge scandal for a normal presidency, Donald Trump is accused of having had an affair with a porn star and then paying her hush money out of his own campaign fund.
Stormy Daniels, however, is not at liberty to speak on what may or may not have happened. But that doesn’t prevent her from talking to Jimmy Kimmel.
You might think that an interview with someone under an NDA would be boring. As you’ll see in the video below, this interview is anything but.
The alleged affair took place in 2006, just months after the birth of his son, Barron. He had been married to Melania for a little over a year.
Though initial reports described only one sexual encounter, a later report on the details of “generic” sex with Trump revealed a lot — including that their relationship went on for months.
Also, Trump is terrified of sharks. Allegedly.
Stormy Daniels, who was born Stephanie Clifford, allegedly had to sign a non-disclosure agreement in exchange for $130,000 which was reportedly paid to her by Trump’s lawyer using funds from his 2016 Presidential campaign.
So, though she reportedly spoke about this years ago, she is not at liberty to confirm or deny … anything.
Despite that, this video below is one hell of an interview.
Fans of Trump who believe that this is all some sort of conspiracy to discredit Trump like to portray Stormy Daniels as some Leftist concoction.
(Which is silly. Discredit Trump? Anyone still giving credit to Trump is fine with everything he’s said and done since day one of his campaign, and probably cannot be reached by anything or anyone. He could eat a live puppy on television and they’d go “And YOU thought he didn’t like dogs!”)
The reality, however, is that Stormy Daniels is someone who promoted Trump businesses (attending the launch of Trump Vodka, for example; one of his many failed enterprises).
She’s also — unbelievably — a big fan of Sarah Palin’s. Remember when Sarah Palin almost being Vice President was the worst thing that we could imagine? It turns out that she was just foreshadowing.
So she doesn’t quite fit the mold for a left-wing hero.
That said … she appears to have a great sense of humor.
We suppose that you have to know how to laugh if you’re one of the humans cursed with the knowledge of what Trump’s penis looks like.
And Stormy Daniels really shows off her sense of humor and wit in her interview with Jimmy Kimmel.
(Some may say that Jimmy Kimmel or someone else coached her with funny, non-disclosing replies to his questions ahead of time. Even if that’s the case, keeping her cool like she does is still impressive)
We can see why she says that her favorite show is Saturday Night Live. She’d be pretty good on an improv show.
And before you say that she’s not an actress, remember that she was a porn star, that she’s also a porn director, and that she was apparently able spend time with Trump without him being clued in to disgust.
And, in this video below, Stormy expresses some definite disgust.
One of the cutest moments is when Jimmy Kimmel holds up a Trump doll that looks like it belongs in a Chucky film, asking her to show him what she and Trump did together.
Rather than complying, she holds up a Stormy Daniels doll with tape over its mouth. Very cute.
Another funny moment is when Jimmy lays out three carrots of different sizes and tries to get Stormy to choose one (by which he means that he’s trying to get her divulge details about Trump’s penis).
Stormy abstains, replying: “Who wants a carrot?!” That’s a big mood.
On a sad note, she mentions the lies that have been concocted about her on the internet. She doesn’t single out the stuff about Trump as lies, just conspiracy theory stuff about her that people make up. That’s not cool.
It’s no exaggeration to say that Stormy Daniels made us laugh or at least chuckle with almost everything that she said.
Part of that is Jimmy being a good host, but a lot of it is just Stormy being charismatic and likable.
Even if we don’t see eye-to-eye with her politics, we can agree that she’s a charming person.
Also, she doesn’t deserve the lies that people concoct about her. Especially because she’s a mom.
Perhaps, one day, she’ll be free to tell all about Trump. That will be quite an experience.