Talk about a total shocker!

Just kidding — literally anyone with the tiniest bit of sense could have seen this coming.

Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer, those Chattanooga lovebirds who just got married back in May in that romantic parking lot wedding, may be headed for a split.

We know, we know, it’s tough to hear.

But honestly, if Ryan is on Tinder asking women for vagina pics, maybe this is for the best.

According to a report from The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, things are so bad between them that Ryan has left their home and blocked Mackenzie’s humber.

“This was going on for a while, even before the Tinder stuff broke,” a source explains. “But he has not stayed at home for the past few days.”

Not only that, but he’s been telling multiple Teen Mom OG crew members that he plans on filing for divorce.

And before you roll your eyes at those dramatics, the source insists that “he did not just say it in passing.”

“It was mentioned multiple times to multiple people on the crew.”

Since he was obviously super, super high at the time of the wedding, couldn’t he just get the thing annulled? That definitely seems possible, right?

While he’s having these issues with his brand new wife, he’s been living back at his parents’ house.

“They told Ryan he could stay at their house while he and Mackenzie were having issues,” the source says, “but they said if he was coming for other reasons, they aren’t having it.”

… Other reasons like drugs?

But while it might be easy to blame all of their issues on Ryan, it sounds like Mackenzie isn’t exactly a walk in the park, either.

The Ashley’s sources claim that she’s been getting pretty greedy with MTV lately.

“Mackenzie requested that MTV pay for her and her friends to go on vacation to ‘get away from it all’ and film, of course.”

Apparently “MTV considered it, but yesterday they decided against it and said they will not pay for it.”

Looks like we may finally know why this 20-year-old divorced mother agreed to marry Ryan after he endangered their lives by driving high, huh?

Those sweet, sweet Teen Mom paychecks.

It’s absolutely ridiculous that she’d think MTV would pay for a vacation for her and her friends — seriously, who cares about watching a Teen Mom’s baby daddy’s wife filming by themselves?

And Mackenzie’s greed isn’t only about the vacation.

As a source says, “The crew has been filming Mackenzie over the last week or so, give or take.”

“She has not made it easy and at times she’s refused to talk about the Ryan drama on-camera, but has stated that she will talk if they pay her more.”

These Teen Mom insiders say that they’re not sure if they did pay her more, or even how much of all this delicious drama will make it to the show.

But the drama has been filmed, and that’s good enough for now.

Source: celebweddings